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About mikkyo

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  1. As most folks have said here, bikes arn't dagerous, its the twats in cars that don't look out for you that are. And the twats in cars that do look out for you but go out of there way to stop you passing them.
  2. I'm of Romany decent and quite happily refer to myself as a tinker and don't mind when others do, but pikey is like calling a Black person the 'N' word that we can't say. As it has been taken and turned from a shortened name, as has happened with Pakistani shortened to Paki, to a word used by people to try and insult you for where you come from. My two pence, now if you don't mind i got a horse to feed and a caravan to clean out, anyone need a driveway tarmac'd? I got a load left over from a council job guv'
  3. Well this thread has just made me want to withdraw my application.
  4. "Could you just hold this gun for me please mate?"
  5. Pink tracksuit eh? well that decides it then. As I say though it might only be a summer job.
  6. 1) Getting the powerstations/water stations/Liquid Gas stations back up and running (just this week alone) quite satisfying 2) Usually finish at 4.30 ish so back in time to see the Mrs, unlikely to be two ships passing in the night. 3) Low risk of stabbing, high risk of electrocution 4) Wages, as I say this pays rediculously well, I'd be taking a pay drop for the first few years in the force and I'm due a pay rise at the end of the summer if I stay on. 5) Police pension is very tasty. 6) Small company so only way is up, most guys at retirement age. (I'm 24 and have brought the average age down to 47) 7) In my detached house, possibly in the garden getting my potatoes on the grow, with kiddywinkles annoying me.
  7. I managed to blag a new job over the summer that could end up leading to a permanent position, the money is fantastic. Its an 8-4 5 days a week but with overtime and evening call outs. So left me in a bit of a pickle about if I should carry on with the police. Got my SET and fitness tomorrow that I'm still going to. Just might prove harder further down the line for time off and the like to carry on if I only go and decide at the end to stay with the Fitter job. Views/opinions/2 pences?
  8. Ford Ka because of the price of petrol.
  9. He he, don't get her started. It was a Birthday present, flew over Loch Ness for an hour.
  10. I'm a youthful 24, was going to say 25 there, my mind must be going in my old age.
  11. Myself and my Beautiful sensible half are on it now too. We are pimping it to the max on the way to her Flying lesson.
  12. © © www.UKPOLICEONLINE.co.uk

  13. My Brother in Law is in the Mountain rescue, the other month there the Police Officers helping search for someone had to leave as they couldn't cross a stream in the dark unless there was a tar mac'd footpath. Thats a bit much in my view.
  14. made me snort into my coffee
  15. I started a degree, (my 2nd year next year) as a mature student (pfffffft me mature, ha) and have also applied for the police, why not reep the benifits of beigng a student whilst waiting for the police application to go through. Even if you are accepted into the job there is nothing saying you have to take the offer and can stay at uni if you prefer it. //end of 2 pence