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Posted 09 March 2010 - 12:47 PM

If Carlsberg made TV programmes.............

Here's my starter for ten:


Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.



Genius!!!!!

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

LMAO!!!

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 07:48 PM

Never seen this program. Far to busy watching The 100 top celebrity mingers. :lol:

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 11:40 PM

View Postkenworthy, on Mar 9 2010, 07:48 PM, said:

Never seen this program. Far to busy watching The 100 top celebrity mingers. :lol:


Oh you got to watch Family Guy it is LMAO funny!
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:59 AM

Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"


http://www.thesmashmix.com/wp-content/Quagmire.jpg

The best character on TV. Why they didn't do a spinoff about Quagmire instead of Cleveland is absolutely beyond me!
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 10:06 AM

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:15 PM

Quote for Thursday....

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:10 PM

http://www.stewiesplayground.com/2006/09/2...om-mom-mom-mom/

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:34 PM

View PostFollow The Sapper, on Mar 11 2010, 08:15 PM, said:

Quote for Thursday....

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


PMSL!!!

great programme...usually to drunk watching it to remember any quotes tho...does make me chuckle!!
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:10 PM

Family Guy Friday:

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

For those of you yet to discover FG.....BBC3 weeknights around 23:30
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 03:06 PM

Family Guy Friday:

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 03:18 PM

Brian: Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Best thing on TV!
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 03:25 PM

View Postabberbob, on Mar 26 2010, 03:18 PM, said:

Brian: Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Best thing on TV!



LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:42 PM

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 04:32 PM

Peter: "sorry kids, daddy loves you but daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness Star Trek came first."
Peter: "I got an idea... and idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what i was talking about"

I love Family Guy :P My favourite episode has to be McStroke ... although its very bad taste its also VERY funny! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY...feature=related
^ great clip from the episode :)
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:37 PM

My favorite has to be the 3 min fight scene with the chicken for no reason.....and its in 3 episodes!!!!!!!
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:39 PM

LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 05:40 PM

Peter (watching tv with Meg): Who needs Brian? I have you to hang with me.
(Starts talking to Meg like a dog as he's pointing at the tv.) Who that? Who that? Is that a dog, is it? Is that a dog right there? Look, see, see, Meg? Go get it! See? See the dog on tv? Who's the dog on tv?
Meg (yells at Peter): I'm not a dog, you fat ######!!!”

I love family guy, Stewie has to be the best! :lol:
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:31 PM

Not exactly a quote, but this is my fav bit:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=T_tM26_0_aY
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:33 PM

pmsl!!! First time I have seen that.....laugh out loud funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 04:37 PM

View PostPintOfKittens, on Mar 30 2010, 10:31 PM, said:

Not exactly a quote, but this is my fav bit:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=T_tM26_0_aY


haha thats great :thumbsup:


lol ... got to love Stewie ^_^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJuIvy7MTco...feature=related
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